Douche salâde


a douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities am-ssed from the douchiest of douchebags. these ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circ-mflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.

nb: not to be confused with douche salad.
example 1
a: hey, take a look at that -ss wipe over there.
b: i know, right? what a douche salâde!

example 2
a: why aren’t you p-ss-es drinking yet? it’s like 3 pm!
b: brad, stop being such a douche salâde…

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