douche spittoon
a derogatory term implying someone is far “douchier” than the standard “douchiness” -ssociated with a simple douche bag. a douche spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent tw-t, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian tw-t.
1. “howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder.”
2. that guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a douche spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian tw-t!
a derogatory term implying someone is far “douchier” than the “douchiness” -ssociated with a simple douche bag. a douche spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent tw-t, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian tw-t.
1. “howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder.”
2. that guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian tw-t!
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