douche tax
the extra fee charged by an escort/prost-tute when a trick is a total douche.
“seriously, my last john just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; i had to charge him a douche tax.”
“this f-cking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax.”
the inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.
that sandwich i bought at lunch was way overpriced.
yeah, it’s the douche tax from working downtown.
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