douche-textery
people that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought… sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
the king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
dave: hey whats up?
dave: want to go out tonight i was
dave: talking to amy
dave: and she and her girls are going to
dave: go to maxwells tonight
steve: what the f-ck’s up the douche-textery
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