douche ticket


like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
“stop being such a douche ticket”

“that ref is a douche ticket”

“her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket”

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    1.someone who teaches piano to one handed r-t-rds. 2. the act of totally sucking. 3. most hippies 4. a complete tool box “that filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but d-mn this one armed r-t-rded kid is good at piano.”

  • dough-nover

    a dough-nover is a doughnut hangover from consuming one too many donuts. oh man, i’ve got an morning dough-nover.

  • dove's eyes

    when a female is finishing a male off, and he shoots his load into both of the female’s eyes, and painfully blinds her i think you just gave me dove’s eyes really??? it was quite painless

  • dove you

    1.to really care for someone and cherish them. usually in the sense of a friend having feelings of adoration for another friend. 2. an innocent liking towards another person. “i dove you johnathon.”

  • dowding

    the act of having no clue with women. the opposite of a player. sh-t i f-cked up bad with this chick, i was dowding it all the way.


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