Douche Tunic
an article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.
kyle: yo, check out my new tank. it shows off my guns.
mack: bro, the chicks will love it. they can totes see your nips.
kyle: sick, man.
carly: nice douche tunic, -sshole.
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