Douche um’ up


when someone is commiting an act of douchebaggery and the people around him/her make a “d” shape with their hands and say “d um’ up!… douche!”

often followed by the douchebag’s own form of retaliation (example: “that’s what she said”, “screw you”, ect.)

sometimes the “…douche” ending can be subtracted, leaving the douchebag confused and angry.
douche um’ up.

douchebag- jeez. you guys are so boring. blah blah blah.
anti-douchebags- d um’ up! douche!
douchebag- wow, you guys are f-ggots. blah blah blah.
anti-douchebags- -walk away in a pack-
douchebad- you guys are such nerds! blah blah blah.

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