douche weasel


1. (n)-any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory t-tle of “douche bag.” these can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a dw survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. usually marked by too much hair gel, sungl-sses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-anyone you hate.
dude, i’m tired of this homework. shakespeare was such a douche weasel!
someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a v-g-n-l discharge and looks like a weasel
all of my teachers are doucheweasels.

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