douche wiggle


verb: when someone is such a douchebag that they die, go to heaven and then procede to wiggle around in g-d’s v-g-n- like the stupid c-nt sucker he or she is!

noun: when someone has reached the limit of douchebaggeryyou may call them this.
verb: harry potter had a douche wiggle this morning and god was never so happy!

noun: bob likes to douche wiggle more than is approved by the fda.

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