Douchean


douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean
alex – “rauli you d-ck, you’re such a douche you might as well be the g-d d-mn pacific douchean”

rauli – “c-c-c-yeah! that’s mah babe!” -thumbs up- “eeyyy, but at least i’m only full of whales, i don’t sleep with them – midy d-ck ahoy!”

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