Doucheapotamus
one who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. a compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
jimmy, you’re such a doucheapotamus. no one likes you, go away.
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noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surp-ssed by that of the douchewhale. see also ashton
“god max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an a or b question he answers with c.”
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