a person who is above and beyond “normal douchedom”
derek is such a doucheapottomous. he has no clue ever what he is talking about!
- philippine eagle
(pithecophaga jefferyi) the most handsome and regal bird in the world. a: the bald eagle is the most hand– b: the philippine eagle. a: that’s too subjective. b: you’re too subjective. a: touche.
- lite soft p*n*s
a soy hot dog over boiled. son: why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft p-n-s. mom: sorry son i boiled it to long.
- turkey the blunt
emptying the blunt without splitting it, and stuffing it with weed like a turkey ay bruh did you turkey the blunt? it looks fat as f-ck
one who m-st-rb-t-s exclusively in the shower or tub. he sure takes a long time in the shower, he must be a masturbather!
- spencers d*ck
a d-ck that is really f-cking huge. way bigger than caleb and jack’s d-ck “holy sh-t that’s how big spencer’s d-ck is!?”