douchearu
a douchey subaru owner. actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket bov on a stock turbo wrx
•not allowing you to p-ss them when you’re literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you’re racing
•hot boxing their vapes in their subaru
•joining a subaru club
i missed my exit because i got blocked by a subaru. he thought i was racing him. what a douchearu.
that f-ckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. your wrx is stock, shut up.
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