Douchebag Earring
any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.
brandon: i just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.
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