Pornocom


pawrn-noh-kom

-noun
1. the computer you exclusively use for watching p-rnography.

2. a computer which, due to circ-mstances, is useful for nothing other than watching p-rn (likely due to watching too much p-rn on it in the first place).
“i re-appropriated my laptop as my p-rnocom. it’s slow as h-ll and can’t run anything well anymore. it’s good for nothing but p-rn.”

“i watched so much p-rn on this computer, i can’t use it for anything else. it even smells musky now, so i can’t even bring it out in public. it’s now my new p-rnocom.

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