douchebag index
the douchebag index (dbi) is a statistic that yields the number of days since a person last bathed. it is found by multiplying the number of visible tattoos (vt) by the number of missing teeth (mt).
dbi = vt x mt
this dude’s douchebag index is 27, meaning that he hasn’t bathed in about four weeks. he has nine gross tattoos and three missing teeth.
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