douchebag orange
a shade of orange generally worn by people defined as douchebags.
douchebag 1 ~ yo man! check it, i just went to the spray tan shop and got me a new shade of douchebag orange!
douchebag 2 ~ awesome! dude it totally matches your ed hardy shirt!
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