douchebag quotient
the percentage of complete f-cking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell pbr in cans.
sh-t, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the dj’s playing kid rock next.
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the clothing style made famous by jon gosselin look at all those rhinestones!that’s what i call a douche-fit! an outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don’t belong. for example, your mom’s birthday party, or your cousin’s bah-mitzvah. douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, […]
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when you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don’t remember it the next day. dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.
- doucheous
adj, – a word to describe someones whose actions are that of a douche or douchebag. rick: “can i see your iphone? i wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of creed…” hernan: “no!” rick: “wow… alright. you don’t have to act so doucheous…” today’s northforkian slang term for the older geniration’s rightiousor tubendicular. […]
- Dousche Nossel
meaning a toolbox or a very stupid person who thinks they are all that. or a guy that tries to hard for attention he broke up with you on your birthday? what a dousche nossel
- doushceball
in online gaming, anyone who gripes and whines and cries over every little thing that doesn’t go their way. “omg you’re not allowed to shoot me unless you’re standing still and i’m looking at u and i shoot u at least 5 times first!!! no fair!!!” when the slightest little thing doesn’t go your way, […]