Douchebag Shower
the act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
tim: “oh jesus christ i can’t breathe!”
mike: “that’s because jon’s douchebag shower taking -ss is fumigating the place!”
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