douchebag shuffle


an extremely lame dance performed at clubs or parties in which the dancer slowly bounces up and down in time with the music while twisting his upper body slightly from side to side. the dancer’s feet remain on the ground, and arms stay motionless at the dancer’s sides.

this dance is performed primarily by douchebags, mainly because it is the only dance that they are able to perform besides grinding.
-“let’s go. this club is full of -ssholes.”
-“how do you know?”
-“everyone’s doing the douchebag shuffle.”

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