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• douchebag chords

  chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. you can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he’s a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting […]

• douche burglar

  a collector of douche bags. one who dons a striped shirt and sn-tches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a douche-burglar. “man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance.”

• douche enabler

  someone who condones, tolerates or encourages douche behavior. said douche may have other good qualities that cause their enablers to overlook their douchebaggery. however, this can sometimes lead to the enablers being seen as douches-by–ssociation, and in extreme cases, a douche involved in positive activity can cause such efforts and projects to be seen in […]

• I wish I could do that

  joke. when you see a buddy’s dog licking his d-ck and you say,”i wish i could do that.” your buddy replies,”go ahead,but,he’s liable to bite you.” “i wish i could do that” is what you say when you see a dog licking his d-ck.

• idiotville

  when it seems you are inudated with people, comments, or questions that make no sense. i went to the government office yesterday – it was idiotville.

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