douchebagel

1. a supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. the word douchebag with an “el” added to it for comical purposes.

john: wow, you’re a f-cking douchebagel. you smell pretty bad too.
douchebagel: yeah, i know. i’m going to eat a tub of sh-t now…want to watch?
john: what the f-ck!?!?!?!
like douche bag, but way better because of the extra “el,” and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
you’re such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the “douche nozzle” would p-ss is roughly the equivalent of a typical new york style bagel.
yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.
a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.
“hey, that guy’s a douche bagel”

“yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!”
someone who is a douche bag and looks like a jewish person.

they may actually be italian, but have a jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

they may actually wear gl-sses as well.
ex. god! salvatore ciano is such a douche bagel. he needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. freaking douche bagel.
synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
“hey douche bagel, what’s up?”
“that guy is a f-cking douche bagel!”
similar to douche bag but it sounds better, and it may be used differently. an absolute definition is a bagel, with douche spread on it. see example
1. dont be a douchebagel dude!
2. go eat a douchebagel!
3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?