Douchebagery
definition of douchebagery: 1. the act of being a douchebag. 2. the skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
dr. phil is a avid practicer of douchebagery.
john edwards used the art of douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
maury povich practices douchebagery whenever he brings r-t-rded kids on his show.
the act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.
john: (watching bush on tv) this guy is such a douche bag.
alex: i think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a “douchebag”
tim was being such a jerk, that i couldn’t stand his “douchebagery” anymore and i punched him in the head.
the act or practice of being a douche bag
being up to his usual douchebagery, old bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.
the actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. mostly identified with men with small man’s syndrome, small p-n-s syndrome, steroid use, ed hardy t-shirts, affliction clothing, or tap out t-shirts.
“hey bob, you see that guy in the affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?”
bob: “yeah, i can’t believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery”
words or actions given by one who is a douchebag
“i really can’t deal with your douchebagery right now.”
–noun
the art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.
misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.
belittling others in order to make yourself look better.
showing a total disrespect for other people’s feelings or societal norms.
the act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.
-see also guidos and meatheads
new jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the sh-r-.
bill clinton is a master of douchebagery.
Read Also:
- doucheclapper
that person that claps in a douchey and often sarcastic or rude manner man, you’re such a doucheclapper, shut up.
- Douche McGee
one who is such a complete and utter douche that it’s actually their first and last name. hey douche mcgee, sit the f-ck down and shut the f-ck up already. a person that reminds out of something that you use to clean out a v-g-n-. james is a douche mcgee. he messes up every thing
- Douche-o-virus
a particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag sh-t, man, i think dave caught the douche-o-virus. a virus gained by having a cold, or by being near sebastion. sebastion is the cause if the douche-o-virus
- DOUGHTY FLAME
doughty flame is used when talking about a hookup. talked about when getting weed. hook me up with some doughty flame!
- Downingtown East Campus
d-town east is the rival school of downingtown west. for the most part east is dominant at sports, however certain sports (boys basketball) are known to absolutely suck. every social clique imaginable can be found at east. the largest cliques are the arrogant wannabe pimps, the future prost-tutes, and the “gangstas”. close to 90 percent […]