douchebaggery

the general behavior and way of life followed and put forth by octavius ryry, characterized most notably by 1) a c-cky walk with plenty -ss stuffed into a khaki-pant ensemble, 2) a love of cornbread that just won’t quit, and 3) a “what’s up, baby?” perched on the tip of the tongue.
1. would you get a load of his douchebaggery today?
2. my gosh…his douchebaggery is off the charts.
3. i’ve never seen douchebaggery of this magnitude before.
the greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. for one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:

– the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
– using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
– wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should’ve died in the 1980s with parachute pants
– the sideways peace sign gesture
– overdone pursing of the lips
– too many visits to the tanning salon
– pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
– following trends for the sake of fitting in (see “goatee”)
– adding “the” or the suffix “-ster” to one’s name, as in “the rickster”

see guido or perhaps frat boy for more. essentially, “douchebaggery” is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one’s demonstrations of it.
at least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.
presenting one’s self in a manner that inspires those around you to wish death and/or serious injury upon you.
those four guys should be shot for committing such unrelenting douchebaggery.
1)the philosophy held by douchebags, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close -ssociates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). closely related to fascism, which has been practiced by control freaks such as adolf hitler.
2)the act of putting this philosophy into practice.
1)some notable (historical and otherwise) adherents of douchebaggery: josef stalin, mao tse tung, george w. bush, adolf hitler, andrew jackson, george lincoln rockwell, saddam hussein, osama bin laden, richard nixon, ronald reagan
2)examples of douchebaggery in practice, varying in scope and intensity (in the order of the above adherents): fascism; violent political oppression; winning an election through obvious fraud and subsequently invading iraq based on admitted lies; the holocaust; the genocide of the native americans; the founding of the american n-z- party; more violent political oppression; declaring jihad on an entire country and slaughtering 3,000 innocent cubicle workers as part of it; declaring a war on drugs based largely on the delusion that “every one of those godd-mn b-st-rds out to legalize marijuana is a jew” (direct quote from president richard nixon); treating the const-tution and the natural environment as a set of obstacles to be overcome.
1. the act of behaving like a douchebag.
2. sensless behaviour
see:
ballyhoo
tomfoolery
please refrain from discussing your bmw or ipod any further and end this douchebaggery.
the act of being a douchebag
adam is an expert in douchebaggery.
behavior -ssociated with douche bags.
there was much douchebaggery afoot at john’s party last night.
ther act of being a douche bag, or the posession of qualities which are of a douche bag.
fem: look what kevin wolff did!
john: that was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. tisk tisk…

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