douchebaggin

a nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery
nerd: sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

girl: omg leave me alone douche baggins
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(v) the art of being/acting like a douche bag.
(adj) lame, unexciting, prohibiting.
1) g-d i hate ted! look at him douchebaggin around the block like he owns it! hey ted! quit all the douchebaggin!

2) this day is douchebaggin, i think i might off myself or something.
a compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase “douche bag” with the protagonist hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series “the lord of the rings”. there is no specific context of “douche baggins”, though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in “the lord of the rings”. some examples may include, but are not limited to:

– d-ld- baggins
– chodo baggins
– bilbo f-ggins
– gandalf the gay

this phrase may also refer to a “lord of the rings” advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.
“ted is such a f-cking -sshole. he wont shut the f-ck up about how the movies didn’t do everything right. if he were a character in the series, he’d be douche baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he’s a d-ck weed and his feet didn’t turn hairy at p-b-rty.”
a douche bag short in stature. deriving from the words “douche bag” and “bilbo baggins.”
that tom cruise sure is a douchebaggins
a name/t-tle usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.
1)i was having a fine day at the store until douche baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)man, what a douche! if he were a hobbit he’d be douche baggins.
a name/t-tle usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.
1)i was having a fine day at the store until douche-baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)man, what a douche! if he were a hobbit he’d be douche-baggins.
the doucheiest of douchbags; one who engages in a whole-nother level of douchebaggery.
“you are such a douchebaggins”
a really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins

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