douchebaginitis
the condition in which one has become a douchebag. this condition can be p-ssed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sungl-sses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. the only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough -ss stomping courtesy of oscar the grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one’s face.
stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis
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