douchebagitis


having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e – they treat you like cr-p, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).
see i have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- i always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.
a curious condition that affects many over the world. tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
also known as being a douchebag.
john: wow its midnight and he’s wearing d&g gl-sses with a popped lacross collar.
paul: he must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
a debilitating condition similar to the mcnaughton rule. mainly found in young male adults.

symptoms:

self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth

often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a d-ck toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the v-g-n- world
rants about b-tches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
he couldn’t hang out friday night he’s suffering from douchebagitis

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