douchebagosphere
a parasitic energy field encircling the host i.e. the douchebag.
one must be careful not to get too close to the douchebagosphere, as there is a possibility of becoming a douchebag oneself. caution must be adherred to at all times when in close proximity to the douchebagosphere.
john: “what is up with that caustic person over there?”
kevin: “ah you noticed. be careful not to get too close to dave. he has involuntarily succ-mbed to the dark forces of douchebagosphere, and in turn, become a douchebag. keep your distance at all times.”
get a mug for your papa james.
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