Douchebaguette


a female douchebag. a woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
just look at her pompous gait… what a douchebaguette!
the female of the douchebag species.

the female is noted for her giant sungl-sses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.
watch out, here come some guys with popped collars with douchebaguettes on their arms!
a french douchebag.
– i was in paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
– really?
– yeah i swear! a total douchebaguette.
a female version of a douche bag
“geesh, i can’t believe she f-cked you over like that! what a douche baguette!
the female version of a douche bag! they usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. they tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. they are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on facebook and talk about how great it was this week! they like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.
the female cast of the jersey sh-r-.. people of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue’s on a weekly basis. if somebody considers you a female douche bag then you’re a douche baguette!
the female version of a douche bag. this female has an overrated sense of self worth, with low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of others; like being loud, dancing nasty, wearing ed hardy shirts with matching ed hardy glitter hats, has overflowing make up, tons of mascara on her eye lashes and makes the pouting face with downward peace sign with her hand every time she takes a picture.
the girl with her ed hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the douche baguette. she thinks she owns the place.
a female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they’re more likely to look like a reject from jersey sh-r-.
jane: who’s the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who’s flirting with every guy here?

liz: i don’t know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!

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