Douchebike
a motorcycle that a douchebag would own. likely a crotch rocket.
you can tell by the douchebikes outside that this is a hipster bar.
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a pretentious bicyclist who dons the flashy gear and thinks he owns the road, smugly ignoring the fact that any car can pummel him to the ground at any moment.
i had to turn right and instead got cut off by this douchebike.
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