douchebomb
a really huge douchebag. a douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.
dude, i gotta get out here. that douchebomb, greg just walked in. i can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.
a person who exceeds the limits of being a douche, douche bag, or even a douche canoe.
dude 1: you suck at this game.
dude 2: man, i literally picked it up 30 minutes ago.
dude 1: you suck. just like your mother.
dude 2: stop being such a f-cking douche bomb.
when you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the bmw logo on your new steering wheel)
person a: “who’s the douche with the jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned ‘can’t wait for summer’?”
person b: that’s the most blatant douchebomb i’ve ever seen.
a word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. usually a french word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as “luke” from luke and posey.
douche: workin till 9 again, huh? c’est la vie!
you: nice douchebomb, douche.
douche: this yogurt has a certain ‘je-ne-sais-quoi’.
you: douchebomb!
“sans” followed by any word other than “serif” is also a douchebomb.
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