Douchebook
another name for a netbook. (small portable laptop designed primarily for access to the internet.) term can also be used for any sized macbook.
“hey guys i got my self a netbook!”
“don’t you mean a douchebook….you douche”
another (more realistic) name for facebook, especially when their site runs like sh-t, notices don’t go out, screens lock up, and their cr-ppy server fails.
thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. ffs
synonym for facebook.
a company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
a controlling -sshole of humanity of rupert murdoch proportions.
a very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can’t do the right thing and go jump under a train.
douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective -ssholes.
a douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
a paranoid douchebook sued sesame street for using the letters f, o, a, d and a huge steaming number 2.
a douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
douchebook – -rs-face, what’s the difference?
blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten douchebook.
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