Doucheborg
anyone wearing a bluetooth headset in public, especially when not actually using the device.
a play on the term ‘douchebag’, refers to both ‘cyborg’ (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically ‘the borg’ of star trek: the next generation, with their utter interconnection to every other borg.
i saw that guy standing at the urinal while talking on his jawbone. what a doucheborg.
a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.
guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.
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