douchebot
one who portrays the characteristis of one of many “douche” varieties on a consistent – almost habitual – basis.
possibly a compound word originating from “douchebag” and “tool”
“man, everytime i see that guy he’s acting like the same douche he’s always been. can’t he get a hint? it’s like he’s not even human – like some kind of douchebot.”
douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. the latest model design is currently the douchebot 5000. this model introduced new innovations, such as the fish-o-meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.
“douchebot is ready. please prepare for service.”
“you hear that sh-lly got chased down by a douchebot?”
“yeah, man. that’s why they be calling her smelly sh-lly! that ho stanks!”
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