douchebox
similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.
shut the f-ck up, douchebox.
an area containing 3 or more douche bags thus making it a douche box
so we went to that kegger last night and i swear there was a douche box in every corner of the room
a container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
people, namely avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. thus, he would be a douche box.
used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. stronger term than douche bag.
you’ve just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can’t hold all your douche.
is more than a simple douchebag, he is so well defined as a douche, he gets a box with 6 perfectly aligned sides to perfectly fit, and define, the area that is his douche being.
facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.
exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, sh-t filled, long range stare in his face.
order of precedence: douche, douchebag, king of douchebaggary, douchebox.
he’s more than just a douche. more than the king of douchebaggary, he’s a freakin’ douchebox!
where is that douchebox?
hey! you! douchebox! stop breathing! you’re stealing my oxygen!
upgraded douche container
no, your not even a douchebag, i’ve upgraded your -ss to a douchebox
a person much douchier than the usual douchebag, or a group of douchebags, or a place filled with douchebags…because a box contains more than one
lets get out of here this place is a douchebox
that guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car…not to mention he looks like pete sampras…douchebox
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