douchebrag


a grade a douchebag who brags about his latest endeavor. someone who likes getting attention and makes an -ss of himself while getting it.
ameet: “i hate it when my celebrity friends call using a -blocked- number. the downside of winning an oscar or two.”

diane: “ameet’s such a douchebrag”.
both the act of boasting about douchey things (how may girls you have slept with, beers you drank, how you mistreated/condescended to a girl, etc.) and/or the douchey manner in which it is done (lack of consideration of volume or environment in which it takes place).
douchebrag (v.): “johnny just got back from spring break in cancun. i can’t listen to him douchebrag for one more second.”

douchebraggery (n.)

includes but is not limited to:

conversing loudly in public about having s-x with a girl, at a volume intended for people outside of your group to hear.

trying to look cool by bragging about how many beers one drank, or intentional degradation of a female.

using unnecessarily degrading terms in conversations intended to impress.
a male douchebag that brags about things not even worthy of bragging about.
“yo, i just benched 200 lbs for a half a rep! top that!” – what a douchebrag!

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