Douchebrunch
a gathering of two or more self-indulgent -sshats known by the following characteristic nomenclature: douchepickle, douchebagel, douchebagette, or douche-eggs-bacon-ham-omelet. normally occurs in the mid-morning, however can also occur during that time in between lunch and dinner that no one can name.
man…those douchepickles, douchebagels, douchebagettes and doucheeggs-bacon-ham-omelets look like they had a light breakfast of self-absorbed narcissism, but they appear to have been left wanting. what ho! they’ve gathered together for a nice mid-morning douchebrunch to discuss each others’ token -sshattery! oh the humanity!
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