douchecanoe
it’s a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. it also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
“wow, did you hear what jim had to say at the party last night?”
“yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable.”
someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.
“luke, you are such a douche canoe”
a person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.
check out that douchecanoe… i bet they can see his ed hardy shorts from hawaii.
douche canoe
1. colin smith
2. a person who’s being a complete f-ckface
*collin acting like a man wh-r-*
wow collin your such a douche canoe.
1. any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. usually a luxury suv. most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. the group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a “sh-tstorm of douchebags.”
if that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the taco bell line, i will go fisticuffs with that whole sh-tstorm of douchebags inside!
when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.
it is much larger than most other forms of douches
kyle benger is a douchecanoe
the highest leavel of doucheny
paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever
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