douchecosity
a measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.
the douchecosity level at the cedar hotel sure is high on friday nights. there are popped collars everywhere.
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