douched
to be screwed over in a displeasing way
dude those tickets are over priced… yah i know i got douched.
a person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.
my wife wouldn’t make the tea so i douched her in the head with the t.v. remote.
whenever it rains heavily.
“man it’s f-cking douched out here. i hope i don’t hydroplane!”
the past tense of douche. or, to be douched…by yourslef or by somedbody else.
1. dude, you totaly just got douched.
guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can’t be me, i just got douched.
verb – to make sissy-like, or f-ck up in a really gay kinda way
-drew looks at kevin’s mysp-ce- “dude, kevin’s mom totally douched his mysp-ce.”
well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs
you were well and truely douched maaan!
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