doucheface


one who has a douche where his/her face should be.
jenna is a doucheface.
the characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look ‘tough.’

though such a face is an intrinsic quality of any douche bag, it’s most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one’s recently pumped-up six pack.
“i was trying to look respectable, but ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!”

-note- visible examples are available on the appropriately named “hot girls with douche bags” website. (look it up).
1.you look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. when you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. a person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. similar to b-tchface.
who the f-ck is that guy? he has a major case of doucheface.

with a doucheface like that, how the f-ck did matthew mcconaughey ever become famous?
douche bag, but on the face.
in this case you are a douche face.
1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by “eating out” for sloppy seconds.
he’s sucha douche face!
a double negative term consisting of douche and face. used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with aids. if used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. if comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to h-ll. to prevent this start using the term doucherocket.
dude, you took the last of the coffee! your such a doucheface!

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