douchefaucet
a douchebag-like person, basically a douchebag from northern new york state who does something to either p-ss you off or cause you hardship. an alternative to douchebag in the north country.
man, you know travis, he was being a douchebag, but the real -sswipe of the group was that mustached, douchefaucet frank with his pr-ck facial hair. he looked as much of an -sshole as he acted.
when a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
chris: dude, we were at “the party” and joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prost-tute in the face!
nik: what a douche faucet!
geoff: i think joey’s douche faucet is taped down in the “on” position.
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