Doucheffant
teased up man-hair that looks fussily messy. a portmanteau of “douche” and “bouffant”.
robert pattinson looks like he might have lice. he should shampoo his doucheffant.
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a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche. alex was acting stupid so i asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.
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douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they’re too good for wal-mart would shop. ex. target, old navy, abercrombie, banana republic they didn’t have the jeans i wanted at wally world so i had to go to douchemart to get them.
- doucheville
an area of a city with a large douchebag community. frank: “the apartment is nice and it’s close to all amenities” nic: “too bad it’s located in central doucheville” frank: “yeah, i would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini” doucheville is a state of mind reached only through the […]
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obfuscated pr-nunciation of ‘pr-ck’, which can be used in situations where a blatant exclamation of ‘pr-ck’ would be too obvious and a more subtle approach is required. can be combined with a cough, or mumbled, to implement an even less noticeable insult. prrrk is pr-nounced similarly to any other word with multiple adjacent r’s (e.g. […]
- ptochocracy
government by the poor. after the revolution, ptochocracy was introduced; as opposed to the plutocratic government that existed beforehand.