douchefruit
an awesomely amusing, newfangled take on the word “douche”. if someone calls you a douchefruit (like, for example, elsa) it means that you are a waste of sp-ce and quite possibly have weird, fruity habits. it is in no way a h-m-phobic implication. douchefruit can also be used as a term for the sp-wn of a douche; the fruit from a douche’s loins, etc.etc. not that douche’s get any, but if a douche were to get some and procreate, their sp-wn would be douchefruit. also, if you call someone douchefruit, it’s two insults in one- you’re dissing their parents while simultaneously dissing them. congrats. elsa created this phrase.
f-ck off douchefruit, you skin-waster.
or:
get your douchefruit away from my child!
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