douchefuck
a combination of the word “douche” and “f-ck.”
a person who is a f-cking douche.
dude, you’re such a douchef-ck!
describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. i can’t believe you are such a douchef-ck, you have got to be sh-tting me!
2. hey douchef-ck, come over here i said!
1: noun. a combination of douche bag and dumb f-ck.
jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
johnny: no they don’t douche f-ck!
an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree
hey u f-ckin douchef-ck
a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and f-cking sucks.
“d-mn sarah, you are a complete and total douche f-ck for making me repeat myself 26 times.”
noun: one who is a f-cking douche
josh is a real douche f-ck
someone who is worse than a douche & a f-cker combined.
did you just see that guy? he cut me off and then waved & smiled. what a douchef-ck!
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