douchegoggles
proper terminology for oversized black ‘hipster’ gl-sses. legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.
emma’s douchegoggles may have caused her to think that raphael was impressed by her belle and sebastien tee shirt.
someone who wears oversized sungl-sses, or aviator style sungl-sses. (ex. victoria beckham, nicole richie)
“i went out to scottsdale the other day, and this dude was wearing douche goggles, what a loser”
noun. sport sungl-sses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don’t occur in nature (such as nuclear orange or pandemic purple). occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).
douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the application, not the make, of said sungl-sses that determines their (the gl-sses’) douchey characteristics.
see also: douche, douchebag, guido, redneck
that guy’s always f-cking wearing his f-cking douche goggles. he’s a piece of sh-t.
his douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.
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