Douchehair


a short mo-hawk that is spiked up in the middle of your head to form a triangle, causing you to look doucheilous
person 1: like my mo-hawk?
person 2: its douchehair.
a teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the sk-nky hoe bag. often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look “macho”
girl one: ew, whos that dude walking around with that sk-nky hoe?

girl two: that’s -name- . he plays foot ball and basket ball.

girl one: omg, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!

girl two: i know! he is such a douche hair!

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