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• brown bruiser

  defecating in a sock and proceeding to beat someone mercilessly with it will was p-ssing me off, so i gave him a brown bruiser. he’ll be showering and licking his wounds for days.

• Browner

  sucking up to the techer so much that their head is so far up the teacher’s -ss that they get brown on their nose from the poo. “ew what a browner always sucking up to the teacher” term from about the early ’80s (prob a derivative of “brainer”) describing someone in school who is extremely […]

• douche pack

  an obnoxious gathering of douchebags, who exhibit pack-like behaviors. similar to a gaggle of geese, school of fish or herd of buffalo. we were drinking a few beers and having a good time until it was spoiled by the arrival of a douche pack.

• douche-queen

  a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person. “dude, my mom is p-ssed at me for sneaking out.” (kid walks up) “i was in your mom’s poon last night.” “you are the biggest douche-queen i’ve ever met, b” when someone […]

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