Douchekerchief
n. : reference to a kuffiyeh/scarf/large handkerchief worn around the neck by a guy who is usually also wearing any combination of a faux hawk, tight t-shirt, skinny jeans and or aviator gl-sses, etc., i.e. a douchebag… thus douchekerchief.
my bud: that party was cool but what was with that guy with the faux hawk and that thing around his neck?
me: oh yeah, the poser with the kuffiyeh or as i like to call it… the douchekerchief… cuz he was totes mcgoat a douchebag.
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