Douchelag


noun
on an online game, such as counter-strike, blaming lag for being a sh-tty player
player 1 “why aren’t you hitting anything?!?!?”
player 2 “it’s my lag, i can’t walk straight”
player 1 “more like douchelag, b-tch”

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